Loonie Toonies

Guess my Age

A Newfoundlander working in Toronto decided to visit the zoo one Saturday. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person’s age. The Newfoundlander was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms. The man had the elephant look [...]

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Roll Up The Rim!

A blonde goes into a Tim Hortons coffee shop and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” on her coffee cup. So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!” The server says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.” But [...]

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