Category: Canuck Quips

You Live in Canada When...

You Live in Canada When...

This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy.  I haven't been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, […]

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Meanwhile in Canada...

Meanwhile in Canada...

  Thank you for sharing these Bettina Antle!

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Canadian WINTER Poem

Canadian WINTER Poem

[ 0 ] January 9, 2014 |

It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll hang around I could never […]

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Bigfoot: Sasquatch in Canada

Bigfoot: Sasquatch in Canada

[ 0 ] November 20, 2013 |

Stories about Sasquatch in Canada, sometimes called Bigfoot (mostly an American term) or Yeti, in terms of the Himalayan creature, just won’t go away. They appear in publications both scientific and starry-eyed. For example, “one of the Web's leading sources for celebrity gossip, news and information”, The Hollywood Gossip, posted two videos in the summer […]

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Molson Canadian Beer Fridge Spoof by This Hour Has 22 Minutes

Molson Canadian Beer Fridge Spoof by This Hour Has 22 Minutes

Love this spoof by Canada's comedy show, This Hour Has 22 Minutes. If you haven't seen the original commercial by Molson Canadian you can check it out here.

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Zombies NOT Welcome in Canada

Zombies NOT Welcome in Canada

[ 0 ] February 20, 2013 |

The House of Commons displayed an amazing sense of what's been on public minds lately. Zombie Apocalypse. Member of Parliament for Winnepeg Centre, Pat Martin, gave accolades to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and Quebec for putting emergency measures in place should there be a zombie invasion. Since zombies are not likely to […]

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The Year I Drove Santa to Vernon

The Year I Drove Santa to Vernon

[ 1 ] December 5, 2012 |

The video is a great story told by rjmendera. He weaves a tale for his nieces and nephews about a Christmas Eve when a most unusual fare climbed into the back of his taxi cab. I enjoyed the story so much, I thought you might too. You can also catch up with rjmendera on his […]

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Two Beavers are Better Than One

Two Beavers are Better Than One

Song from How I Met Your Mother's sixth season, entitled Glitter. The episode focused on friendships of Robin (played by Canadian Cobie Smulders), and included an appearance from Canadian Alan Thicke.

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Don't Walk, EH

Don't Walk, EH

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Life After Death

Life After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: […]

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