Happy Canada Day wishes from online comedian Karen Alloy. You can find her on twitter or her youtube channel.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined Revenue Canada, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders: maybe even a Canadian version of the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight [...]
It was snowing heavily & blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot & wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up & thought about her situation. She then [...]
A Newfoundlander working in Toronto decided to visit the zoo one Saturday. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person’s age. The Newfoundlander was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms. The man had the elephant look [...]
A blonde goes into a Tim Hortons coffee shop and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” on her coffee cup. So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!” The server says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.” But [...]