A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the [...]
It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This [...]
Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asks an American. Watch and you’ll see,” says a Canadian. They all board the train. [...]
A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming [...]
10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don’t drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam’s name pronounced backwards is “Mad Ass”. We’ll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. [...]
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you’ve ever hummed “Bud the Spud”. . . . if you’ve never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot’s “Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald” don’t rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is [...]
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that’s the government’s job. Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are [...]
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