Canuck Quips
GOING TO A HOCKEY GAME…
Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asks an American. Watch and you’ll see,” says a Canadian. They all board the train. [...]
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Unfriendly Competition
A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming [...]
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Cracked Art
Visual and tactile! Thanks to Jeri for sending me this gem via email!
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Revenue Canada Audit
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined Revenue Canada, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders: maybe even a Canadian version of the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight [...]
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians Sunbathe. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won’t start • Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) • Distilled water freezes • Canadian [...]
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Blonde in a Blizzard
It was snowing heavily & blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot & wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up & thought about her situation. She then [...]
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Top 10 Reasons Canada Did Not Initially Join the USA on the War in Iraq
10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don’t drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam’s name pronounced backwards is “Mad Ass”. We’ll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. [...]
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You Might Be Canadian If…
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you’ve ever hummed “Bud the Spud”. . . . if you’ve never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot’s “Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald” don’t rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is [...]
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SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!
Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death: One died from a Sar neck & the other from a Sar troat.
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:D ty for project help!!!
wtf? 
No wonder she has chocolate named after her :O Amazing