Category: Regional Ribbing

You Live in Canada When…

You Live in Canada When…

This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy.  I haven’t been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, […]

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Zombies NOT Welcome in Canada

Zombies NOT Welcome in Canada

[ 0 ] February 20, 2013 |

The House of Commons displayed an amazing sense of what’s been on public minds lately. Zombie Apocalypse. Member of Parliament for Winnepeg Centre, Pat Martin, gave accolades to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and Quebec for putting emergency measures in place should there be a zombie invasion. Since zombies are not likely to […]

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Video: The Canada Party – Running for President

Video: The Canada Party – Running for President

The Canada Party officially declares their Canadacy for President of the United States of America. Written and Directed by Chris Cannon. Performed & Edited by Brian M Calvert. You can also catch up with The Canada Party on twitter.

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GOING TO A HOCKEY GAME…

GOING TO A HOCKEY GAME…

Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asks an American. Watch and you’ll see,” says a Canadian. They all board the train. […]

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Unfriendly Competition

Unfriendly Competition

A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming […]

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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians Sunbathe. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won’t start • Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) • Distilled water freezes • Canadian […]

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Top 10 Reasons Canada Did Not Initially Join the USA on the War in Iraq

Top 10 Reasons Canada Did Not Initially Join the USA on the War in Iraq

10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don’t drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam’s name pronounced backwards is “Mad Ass”. We’ll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. […]

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You Might Be Canadian If…

You Might Be Canadian If…

. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you’ve ever hummed “Bud the Spud”. . . . if you’ve never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot’s “Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald” don’t rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is […]

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SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!

SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!

Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death: One died from a Sar neck & the other from a Sar troat.

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An Exchange

An Exchange

A middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Oklahoma City & enters a large brothel. It’s only his second time in Oklahoma. The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, […]

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