Regional Ribbing
Video: The Canada Party – Running for President
The Canada Party officially declares their Canadacy for President of the United States of America. Written and Directed by Chris Cannon. Performed & Edited by Brian M Calvert. You can also catch up with The Canada Party on twitter.
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GOING TO A HOCKEY GAME…
Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asks an American. Watch and you’ll see,” says a Canadian. They all board the train. [...]
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Unfriendly Competition
A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming [...]
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians Sunbathe. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won’t start • Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) • Distilled water freezes • Canadian [...]
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Top 10 Reasons Canada Did Not Initially Join the USA on the War in Iraq
10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don’t drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam’s name pronounced backwards is “Mad Ass”. We’ll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. [...]
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You Might Be Canadian If…
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you’ve ever hummed “Bud the Spud”. . . . if you’ve never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot’s “Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald” don’t rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is [...]
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SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!
Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death: One died from a Sar neck & the other from a Sar troat.
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An Exchange
A middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Oklahoma City & enters a large brothel. It’s only his second time in Oklahoma. The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, [...]
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Canadians Fighting the War on Terrorism
THE CANADIANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM. THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS AND 6 FIGHTER JETS. AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE THEY ENDED UP WITH 2 MOUNTIES, 1 CANOE AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.
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NEWS BULLETIN
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Newfoundland Provincial Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The Police advise further that [...]
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LOL! Damn those lowercase l's and uppercase I's! They look the same! 
I think you'll find he played Iago, not Lago... ;^) 
same like about his second wife.