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As seen in the Financial Post, Feb 23, 2001

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NEWS BULLETIN

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada.

Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.
The Newfoundland Provincial Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the province.

Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community

Tragedy in Eastern Canada

Gander, NLFD (CP) Canada's worst air disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Newfoundland.

Newfie search and rescue teams have discovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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