Regional Ribbing
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A guy sitting was at an airport bar and noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, Wow, she is so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant.
So he decides to scoot towards her and try to pick her up, but couldn't think of a pick up line.
After thinking for a while, he turns towards her and says, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, Oh crap, she mustn't fly for Delta.
So he thinks of something else and says, "Something special in the air?"
She gives him the same confused look. He thinks, Damn! She must not fly for American.
So next he says, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies."
When suddenly the woman, irritated beyond belief with this guy, barks out, "Man, what the hell do you want?"
The man in a relieved voice says "Ahhh, Air Canada."
NEWS BULLETIN
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada.
Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.
The Newfoundland Provincial Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the province.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community
THE CANADIANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM.
THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.
AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE THEY ENDED UP WITH 2 MOUNTIES, 1 CANOE AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.
We Canadians are proud that our Navy and Air Force are supporting the Fight Against Terrorism...
An Exchange
A middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Oklahoma City & enters a large brothel. It's only his second time in Oklahoma.
The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He leans over, whispers in her ear, and then she suddenly screams "No!" and walks quickly away!
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do! Lola looks a bit tired, but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, even louder than the other two ladies, "No! Absolutely Not!", then smacks him as hard as she can, and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you ask them to do that make them run away like that? "
He said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian Dollars".
SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!
Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death: One died from a Sar neck & the other from a Sar troat.