A Canadian hockey fan, an American fan and a Swedish fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of alcohol. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught …
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Top 10 Reasons Canada Did Not Initially Join the USA on the War in Iraq
10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don't drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. 5. …
You Might Be Canadian If…
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you've ever hummed "Bud the Spud". . . . if you've never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald" don't rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is plaid (including …