10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season. 8. Iraqis don't drink Labatts beer. 7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him. 6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. 5. …
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You Might Be Canadian If…
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you've ever hummed "Bud the Spud". . . . if you've never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald" don't rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is plaid (including …
SARS IN NEWFOUNDLAND!
Two cases of SARS in Newfoundland have resulted in death: One died from a Sar neck & the other from a Sar troat. …