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Canadian WINTER Poem

January 9, 2014 By Pat Williams

Wasaga Beach Winter

It’s winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Canada
I’m frozen to the friggin’ ground!

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  1. sellput says

    October 13, 2015 at 11:13 am

    I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It’s a beautiful poem and very well written. Though it might be a comfort to you, it was to me. Enjoy!

    Winter In Canada:

    Fuck!
    It’s cold!

    The end.

  2. cletch says

    October 13, 2015 at 11:16 am

    LOL!

  3. RAYMOND TENBRINKE says

    December 12, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Whining won’t make you warmer

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