This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. I haven't been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and …
Seasonal Jests
Canadian WINTER Poem
It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen …
Santa’s a Canadian
Wishing all my Canadian friends a wonderful holiday! Enjoy the many blessings of the season. Written by William Hardie with Patrick Ronahan and Terry Banks. …