This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. I haven't been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and …
Canuck Quips
Meanwhile in Canada…
Thank you for sharing these Bettina Antle! …
Canadian WINTER Poem
It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen …